Will Dann and Gutierrez will be delivery drivers for Papa John’s in Youngstown?

May 12, 2008 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comment 

I found this to be fair different from some of Mike Harden’s columns.

Mike Harden commentary: Goings-on perplexing folks in Methane

And what is it with this Marc Dann thing? Maybe, instead of swearing in politicians, we could better use that time to neuter them instead. I can guarantee you that any time politicians get into a game of musical beds, the last song they play is always So Long, It’s Been Good To Know You.

I don’t know how things are going to shake out for Dann’s buddy Anthony Gutierrez, but isn’t that a wonderful photo of him that we all keep seeing? I mean, how can you look at that face and not want him to be the godfather of your child?

I’m predicting that, in about a month, both Dann and Gutierrez will be delivery drivers for Papa John’s in Youngstown.

What baffles me is that after all that Dann admitted, he is still holding on for dear life. Meanwhile, you’ve got some poor fool down in southeastern Ohio who almost pulled nine months in prison for sharing a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie with an inmate.

I have a couple of thoughts about this. If Ohio prisons have vending machines that sell Little Debbies, the state’s problem with prison overcrowding isn’t because there are more prisoners. It is because the prisoners already behind bars are eating Little Debbies. That’s all Ohio needs — a corrections system full of supersize ax murderers.

One more thing: Did the culprit actually give another inmate part of his Oatmeal Creme Pie, or did the convict merely want the logo picture of Little Debbie to tape to his cell wall?

I’ll tell you, Mikey, it’s a crazy world out there, and Columbus isn’t helping things much.

My love to all,

Aunt Gracie

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